February 2012
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For Future Reference
aprilify:
Although honey is, indeed, the nectar of the gods and quite possibly the most delicious thing you could ever drizzle on anything ever, it is important to keep this in mind:
It does not belong on eggs.
Ever.
Even if the eggs are purple and the honey is only there because it was a part of your french toast sauce.
Do not put honey on eggs.
The first step to being safe is being...
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You've got to be kidding me.
Why does this bother me so much?
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Terrible schedule for summer term.
At least it is only six weeks.
People are too uptight.
What I’m referring to at this time are people who seem to believe not wearing a bra is against the law. They’re nipples, people. We all have them.
I hope it is this warm during spring break.
87 degrees, I approve.
joshishollywood:
That girl received a message from someone saying she was “stupid and ignorant”
The girl replied “So, what am I? Ignorant or stupid? Cause they are both two entirely different meanings.”
Yes I agree you twit that’s why the person used the word “and”
Do you not understand how conjunctions work
The fact that my account gets charged for not...
I’m POOR Suntrust! Stop charging me for having no money!
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If you can’t read words in your own presentation, you have a problem. At least pretend you know how to read.
If you can’t read the word “gnome”, you have a problem in general.
Ron laughs when I say semi-dirty things.
Example, “Lady boner.”
People.
I guess if you feel good about yourself and your progress, so you want to post a picture, that makes you narcissistic, conceited, insecure, and in love with yourself.
People who say they’re too old to watch cartoons are SAD. Watch cartoons.
It’s okay to laugh at stupid things and watch movies that aren’t high quality.
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So Yeah: Insults →
aprilify:
After much research and countless hours of deliberation, it has been decided that the ultimate way to step on someone’s feelings and crush their confidence is by employing the use of grade school insults.
Seriously.
Nothing is worse than knowing that you’re such a butt-face, you don’t even…
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“What I want is to be needed. What I need is to be indispensable to somebody. Who...”
– Chuck Palahniuk (via blazeoflight)
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When teachers say "You need to get out and...
That’s easy since I have to pay for and attend your class.
Watch
kellyteigan:
“Daddy interrogates daughter to get a confession on who is her favorite parent.”
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Why is the world afraid of nudity?
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Ladies,
you don’t need a thigh gap. You look at models for inspiration, but they either have very little muscle tone, or they are made to look that way. They use Photoshop, or they stand a certain way to look good. It is very unlikely that you can be strong and have very skinny legs.
“I just wish I could rub your crotch sometimes without you freaking out.”
– Alicia (via rondakin)
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